Your Bottle, Your Power Move
Alright, queens of the amniotic fluid, let's dive into the magical land of water bottles, because staying hydrated is not just a tip for Instagram influencers. Imagine, if you will, you’re scrolling through social media and BAM! Feast your eyes on photos of glamorous, fabulously pregnant celebrities cradling their Hermes water bottles. You scoff at the absurdity, and yet… you're strangely drawn to it. Could it be that sipping cucumber-infused H2O from a designer bottle is the secret to their glow? Nah, it's probably just a filter…but, there's power in that sip, honey!
I mean, c’mon, what else are you going to aggressively clutch while waddling to your next ultrasound appointment, a tiny umbrella latte?
5 Best Bottles to Pimp in Your Second Trimester
Listen, your water bottle is about to become your new bestie. Sidenote: water, as Beyonce once nearly sang, is life. So why not give your hydration station a glow-up that’s worthy of the glow of your expanding belly?
- The Kardashian Hydroflash - Sparkly Edition: Because nothing says "look at me" quite like a disco-ball-style water vessel that screams perks!
- The Iridescent Unicorn Magic Bottle: Keep the fantasy alive with a bottle that shifts colors like your mood swings. Bonus: It may or may not grant wishes!
- The Hidden Flask-inator: It’s a water bottle. It’s a secret storage solution. It’s for days when you just have to hide the last of your sanity.
- The Motivational Quote Machine: "Keep Go ing," "You’ve Got This," - and our daily favorite, "But First, Water," which is actually a legitimate mantra for life, yes?
- The Sippy Cup Refurb: It’s a trendy retro throwback to your childhood, except now you can rock it with designer maternity leggings and sneakers.
If you're drinking from any of these, trust me, people will talk. Well, those people mainly being the cashier at your local organic market marveling at its glittering opulence, but people none-the-less.
Stay Hydrated, Stay Fabulous
Yes, yes, we all know by now that you’re supposed to drink a bathtub’s worth of water each day, or whatever your OB-GYN suggests. But here’s the real tea: if you’re carrying around a dull, basic plastic bottle, boo, you deserve better. Take a sip, look to the east, and imagine the pregnant version of the Avengers Assemble where hydration is queen.
Aside from your wish to appear glamorously hydrated in public, being diligent with your water intake has some real benefits. Allow me to channel my inner pregnancy advice sage: hydrated skin, reduced swelling, and combating fatigue like the bump boss you are. Now grab your water bottle, hold it high, and make a toast to feeling fabulous and fiercely hydrated.
“Water: that zero-calorie miracle elixir you always needed.”
Sitting there, belly plumper by the day, you chuckle thinking about how your newfound obsession with a pimped-out
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Top 5 Water Bottle DON'Ts for the Soon-to-Be Mum
Because sometimes, the right path in life is made up of wrong mistakes beautifully avoided.
- Mason Jars: Unless you are going for that 2014 farm wedding aesthetic.
- No Cup Holders: If your fabulous bottle doesn't fit into your car's holder, it's a problem. Trust me, even your minivan deserves a touch of practicality.
- Glass That's Fragile AF: It's all fun until the bottle shatters and suddenly you’re not feeling that home spa treatment fantasy.
- Leaky Seals: Is that a waterfall or are you just pretending you're not crying over spilled...water?
- Unintentional BPA Exposure: You wouldn't wear wool in the Sahara, so why invite unwanted materials into your glam hydration game?
Now, for those moments when you’re ready to take the hydration game to the next level,
f="https://emamaco.com.au?utm=waterbottleblog">Emamaco has got your back (and your bump) with their stellar maternity activewear range. Imagine the sensation of slipping into the most amazing pregnancy leggings designed to make you feel like the goddess you are. Trust us, it's like a yoga pose for the soul.
Let’s Wrap This Up, Bump Boss!
So, my dear, if by now your hands are itching to pick up a Wi-Fi signal that directs them straight to the ultimate glam water bottle purchase, just know this: living your best, hydrated, folly-free pregnancy life is a goal that’s well within your reach. And when you pair that with chic Emamaco threads, girl, you are literally unstoppable.
“Rise and sip, boss lady. Rise, sip, and slay.”
When your little bundle finally arrives, take heart knowing that you carried, sipped, and hydrated like the radiant incarnation of goddess Mummy you knew you were. Now go embrace life, embracing leggings, and always, always keep your bottle by your side. Cheers to sparkling waters and even shinier futures!
With bubbly love from the hydration squad over here at Emamaco, farewell and hydrate often!