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Okay, mama-to-be, you're in the third trimester and things are getting real. Like "Why is my belly button threatening to pop off?" real. You're likely feeling a mix of excitement and the occasional "let’s hide under the duvet and watch Netflix forever" vibe. You might also be Googling absurd things like "What kind of cheese is safe for pregnant women?" on the daily. Don't worry, we’ve all been there. This article is your zany, snarky guide to the final countdown, ensuring your nest is ready for your little guest.
1. Get the Nursery Ready—Sort Of
Your nursery doesn’t have to look like it walked out of a Pinterest board, but let’s keep it organized enough so it doesn't drive you bananas at 3 a.m. when you're half-asleep and hunting for wipes. Remember: Diaper duty waits for nobody.
2. Stock Up on the Essentials
By essentials, we mean snacks—for you, not the baby. You're going to need energy, caffeine (or a decaf, who are we kidding?), and a stash of your favorite guilty pleasures. Prepare yourself for those “OMG is the baby finally as
Pro tip: Don’t get between a pregnant lady and her chips. You’ve been warned.
3. Learn to Swaddle and Other Magic Tricks
Swaddling a baby is like folding a burrito, but with a lot more cute and a lot less salsa. Get some practice in because no one wants an unravelled crying burrito...
4. Create a Birthing Playlist
Picture this: pushing to the rhythm of Beyoncé's “Run the World (Girls)” and knowing full well you could single-handedly take over the world—or at least let someone else hold your ice chips.
Boldly sing along, even if you're off-key; your baby doesn’t judge.
5. Nest Like Nobody’s Watching
Channel your inner bird and fluff that nest. Remember those nesting instincts? Now's the time to domesticate the heck out of them. Polish, fluff, and dust things you didn’t even know collected dust!
6. Schedule a Maternity Shoot
Because who doesn’t want to remember this glorious state? Look confident, glamorous, or simply practice your most epic "I'm about to sneeze but trying to look cute" face. Capture those moments—it’s part of the adventure!
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7. Declutter, Then Re-Clutter
Let’s admit, minimalism isn't your style when baby gear is concerned. Embrace your pack-rat tendencies. You never know when you'll need that third pacifier or fifth muslin wrap.
Minimalists, look away: this is a time to indulge your inner maximalist!
8. Plan a Last-Minute Getaway
Also known as a ‘babymoon’ because the only thing between you and parenthood is this beautifully peaceful mini-vacation. Relax, unwind, and steal away some cuddly moments with your partner in crime.
9. Install the Car Seat
When it comes to car seats, they’re the puzzle for those of us who thought we escaped geometry in high school. Make a weekend project out of it, recruit helpers, and reward yourself with a mocktail.
Remember: If it takes a village to raise a child, it takes at least two coffee-fueled adults to install a car seat.
10. Embrace the Chaos
Stop. Breathe. Remember that you’re uniquely equipped to take on this epic role—we call it "Mom." Yes, breakfast might occasionally include Cheerios off the floor, and you may be sporting mismatched socks for a while. Who cares? You’re doing amazing!
